blame [bleym]

1. to hold responsible
2. to place the responsibility for
3. Informal. blast
4. an act of attributing fault; censure; reproof
5. responsibility for anything deserving of censure
6. to blame, at fault; censurable

[Origin: 1150–1200; (v.) ME blamen < AF, OF blasmer < VL *blastémāre, for LL blasphémāre to blaspheme; (n.) ME < AF, OF bla(s)me, deriv. of the v.]

To date, Scott has been blamed for:

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Drinking My Beer

everything wrong with the Internet.

Moving the White Castle! The bastard!!!!!!

Hiring more engineers.

my broken toilet

my missing 19 beers

Spiders.

Taking the blame.

Faking the moon landing.

made a website

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Of course, only some or none of this is true. But hey, if it makes you feel better to blame me, then great! I'm here to help!