blame [bleym]

1. to hold responsible
2. to place the responsibility for
3. Informal. blast
4. an act of attributing fault; censure; reproof
5. responsibility for anything deserving of censure
6. to blame, at fault; censurable

[Origin: 1150–1200; (v.) ME blamen < AF, OF blasmer < VL *blastémāre, for LL blasphémāre to blaspheme; (n.) ME < AF, OF bla(s)me, deriv. of the v.]

To date, Scott has been blamed for:

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Everything.

Loops, in general.

Being out of the loop.

Keeping me out of the loop.

Puce. 'nuff said.

Now that I think of it... where are all the other halves to my sock pairs?!

Being pretentious... Come on... do you REALLY need both T's Scot? Don't fancy it up man!

Global warming.

Being a drunken fool.

Creating an uproar by being an ass.

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Of course, only some or none of this is true. But hey, if it makes you feel better to blame me, then great! I'm here to help!